If I Were Fire
If I were fire, I'd burn the world; if wind, Around about it furiously I'd blow; If water, drowning it would suit my mind; If God, then I'd dispatch it straight below; If I were pope, I'd have a bit of fun By setting Christians one against another; If emp'ror, well, what think ye I'd have done? All heads chopped off, and so an end to bother! I would go seek my father were I death; But were I life from him I'd flee away; And I'd behave the same towards my mother; If Cecco, as I am and draw my breath, I'd choose such ladies as are young and gay, Leaving the old and ugly to another.